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• I'd love to, but... ...well, maybe. -- 101 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student named Basil Metabolism.
  -- 62 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... the last time I went, I never came back. -- 47 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to stay home and see if I snore. -- 96 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I'm being deported. -- 29 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... my patent is pending. -- 24 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... my subconscious says no. -- 44 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... there's a disturbance in the Force. -- 13 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
  -- 11 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...