I Do Not Believe In The Creed Professed By The Jewish Church, By The Roman Church, By The Greek Church, By The Turkish Church, By The Protestant Church, Nor By Any Church That I Know Of.

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I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the Roman
church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the Protestant
church, nor by any church that I know of. My own mind is my own church.
-- Thomas Paine

I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the Roman church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of.
My own mind is my own church. -- Thomas Paine...
My mind is my own church. -- Thomas Paine
Nobody steps on a church in MY town!
Man who farts in church, sits in own pew.
Altar Ego: A *humongous* church.
Holy Smokes!...."the church is on fire!
Is your church B.A.T.F. approved?
The Church of St Todd the Incontinent.

I Do Not Believe In The Creed Professed By The Jewish Church, By The Roman Church, By The Greek Church, By The Turkish Church, By The Protestant Church, Nor By Any Church That I Know Of.

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