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• Homer: He _spanked_ you? _You_? Bart Simpson? Ba
  I begged him to stop, but he said it was for the good of the nation....
• Grover Cleveland, though constantly at loggerheads with the Senate, got on better with the House of Representatives.
  A popular story circulating during his presidency concerned the night he was roused by his wife crying, "Wake up!...
• Since he's been in the White House, President Reagan has gotten two hearing aids, a colon operation, skin cancer, prostate surgery, and he's been shot.
  And we, the American People, should always remember these things....
• The more enthusiastic, unruly, and large the candidate's crowds in the week before the election, the less likely he is to carry the area.
  -- Frank Mankiewicz...
• I have tried so hard to do the right. -Grover Cleveland, 1908.
• The truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labour and the fact that honor lies in honest toil.
  -- Grover Cleveland...
• America, Russia and Japan are sending up a two year shuttle mission with one astronaut from each country.
  Since it's going to be two long, lonely years up there, each may bring any form of entertainment weighing 150 pounds or less....
• A political campaign is when the candidate tells what he stands for and the election is when the voters tell if they can stand for his being elected.
• DIP switch -- what we'll probably get out of the next presidential election.