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• A serious public debate about the validity of astrology?
  A serious believer in the White House? Two of them?...
• In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he received $
  20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has not spoken with Roberts for several years....
• All things considered, Dan Quayle is doing a fine job as Vice President.
  He is the best eraser clapper the White House has ever had....
• I don't believe The American people want a gelding in the White House.
  -- Grover Cleveland, then Presidential candidate when the news came out -- before the election of 1884 -- that he was supporting a 10-year-old illegitimate son....
• The president has so much good publicity potential that hasn't been exploited.
  He should just sit down one day and make a list of all the things that people are embarrassed to do that they shouldn't be embarrassed to do, and then do them all on television....
• Democratic Vice-Presidential candidate Lloyd Bentson today said that he would now return to his old job as the Grandfather Clock on the Captain Kangaroo show.
  -- Dennis Miller, SNL Weekend Update...
• Amid all the noise about the Joan Rivers cancellation, ABC has canceled `Our World', which featured Linda Ellerbee.
  The two unemployed women plan to get together and open up a chain of charm schools in Libya....
• If a man is notified he has been appointed to serve on the rules committee for a certain tournament he should instantly remember that he must attend an important business meeting in Khartoum.
  -- Herbert Warren Wind...
• Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost.
  -- Mort Sahl...