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• I woke up this morning... then I went back to bed... -- Weird Al _Generic Blues_
• Can I go back to bed now?
• It's not worth it. I'm going back to bed.
• I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
  If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....
• I woke up and started folding my bed back into a couch and almost broke both my arms, because it's not one of those beds!
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. -- Robert M. Hutchi
• Homer: Marge, get back in bed. Marge: [on the floor] No, I'm just fine right here.
  Homer: What's wrong? I just want to snuggle. Marge...
• Africa is God's country, and he can have it. Well, sir, we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 2.
  After fifteen days on the water and six on the boat, we finally arrived on the shores of Africa....