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• It's too formal to ask for the vacuum cleaner. You say "I'm choking the alligator.
• Whenever you are to do a thing, though it can never be known but to yourself, ask yourself how you would act were all the world looking at you and act accordingly.
  -- Thomas Jefferso...
• Live while you live, the epicure would say, And seize the pleasures of the present day
  Live while you live, the sacred preacher cries, And give to God each moment as it flies....
• I am NOT psychopathic and if you say I am again I'll slit your throat.
• He deserves death'. 'Deserves it! I daresay he does.
  Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life....
• Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead. Will Roge
• When you asked me to live in sin with you, I didn't know you meant sloth.
• WE'VE GOT YOU NOW!! This fortune was poisoned. If a second your eyes will start gniyalp t#r*i%c"k!
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• You know you should be swimming when . . . You find yourself checking for sharks whenever you stir outdoors.