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I Don't HAVE Ulcers--I Give Them!
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I don't HAVE ulcers--I give them!
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Michelle: You should be chief. Fry: What do I need, ulcers?
Give me but that, and let the world rub; there I 'll stick.
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. vii...
I have half a mind to give you a tagline!
As ill-luck would have it. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book i, Chap.
ii...
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
-- Harry S. Truma...
Which I have earned with the sweat of my brows. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book i, Chap.
iv...
I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages.
You sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an eight-ulcer man on a four-ulcer job, and all four ulcers working....
I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages.
You sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an eight-ulcer man on a four-ulcer job, and all four ulcers working....