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I Don't Know If I Like The Idea Of Seatbelt Laws.
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I don't know if I like the idea of seatbelt laws. Enforcing intelligence
seems, somehow, unamerican.
-- David Pugh
Related:
I don't like the idea that the police department seems bent on keeping a pool of unarmed victims available for the predations of the criminal class.
-- David Mohler, 1989, on being denied a carry permit in NYC...
Here I am again right where I know I shouldn't be I've been caught inside this trap too many times I must've walked these steps and said these words a thousand times before It seems like I know everybody's lines.
-- David Bromberg, "How Late'll You Play 'Til?...
Homer: [gasps] You know Lucius Sweet?! He's one of the biggest names in boxing!
He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!...
Got your seatbelt on? I saw this trick in a movie once...think I can do it...
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it. -- Samuel Goldwy
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it. GOLDWYN
I would not like to be a political leader in Russia.
They never know when they're being taped. -- Richard Nixon I love America....
Hey, I had to bring this back on-topic somehow...