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• I don't know if I like the idea of seatbelt laws. Enforcing intelligence seems, somehow, unamerican.
  -- David Pugh...
• The Seventh Edition licensing procedures are, I suppose, still in effect, though I doubt that tapes are available from AT&T.
  At any rate, whatever restrictions the license imposes still exist....
• Show victims you care, hang a criminal today!
• Gene police... You! Out of the pool.
• During waves of terror attacks, Israel's national police chief will call on all concealed-handgun permit holders to make sure they carry firearms at all time
  and Israelis have many examples where concealed permit holders have saved lives. -- John R. Lo...
• 'Shit Happens' according to... NYC Cab Driver: Damn, looks like I hit that shit...
• I Think I May Have Eaten There Myself Department: A man left a restaurant with a sandwich for which he had not paid, at high noon.
  He was quickly apprehended by the police and had the evidence in hand at the time....
• To carry a grudge is like being stung to death by one bee.
• Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. -- Don Marqui