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• Don't ever tell anyone they ain't free, 'cos they're gonna get real busy killin' and maimin' just to prove they are.
  -- Terry Southern (script for Easy Rider)...
• Bob: You...you saved my life. Bart: Yeah. I guess that means you can't ever try to kill me again!
  Bob: [sinister music] Oh, I don't know about that....
• I have decided not to oppose anyone ever again, since I have noticed that I always end by resembling my latest enemy.
  -- E.M. Ciora...
• I dinna know ya' c'uld get wool from 'em too!
• Quote #447 No, I don't think smoking should be illegal.
  Smokers are already getting the death penalty!...
• There's a lot of morons out there and this gotta be stopped.
  If you look at the death penalty--we've got to start thinning out the herd and murder might be the only way to do it....
• PLEASE DON'T SMOKE HERE! Penalty: An early, lingering death from cancer, emphysema, or other smoking-caused ailment.
• I wonder if anyone's ever started washing their hair and never stopped because they followed the directio
  'Shampoo... rinse... repeat...'...