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I Have Decided Not To Oppose Anyone Ever Again, Since I Have Noticed That I Always End By Resembling My Latest Enemy.
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I have decided not to oppose anyone ever again, since I have noticed that I
always end by resembling my latest enemy.
-- E.M. Cioran
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