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• Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
  You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
• I know what 's what, and have always taken care of the main chance.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. ix...
• My thoughts ran a wool-gathering; and I did like the countryman who looked for his ass while he was mounted on his back.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap. lvii...
• Homer: Okay, Homer, nothing to be worried about. Just.
  .. [gets punched] OOF! [way back in Row ZZ, Bart and Lisa watch] Ba...
• Delay always breeds danger. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iv, Chap.
  ii...
• Homer: [gasps] You know Lucius Sweet?! He's one of the biggest names in boxing!
  He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!...
• So I'm safely across the pit? Whew! For a minute there I was worried that you might remember my encumbrance penalties.
• And had a face like a blessing. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book ii, Chap.
  iv...