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• I don't like talking to philosophers. I'm always worried that they might be laughing behind my back because they know I don't exist.
• I remember, I remember How my childhood fleeted by,-- The mirth of its December And the warmth of its July.
  -- W. M. Praed (1802-1839) -- I remember, I remembe...
• Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time right now, and I don't know what's going to happen.
  But just remember both your Mom and your Dad love you very, very much....
• I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination.
  Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me. -- Jimi Celeste...
• Marge: I made the right decision to stay with my Homey, so there was no harm done.
  Homer: [groans] Marge: So if you kind of mentally snip out the part where I already had a husband, that's my idea of romance....
• Amarie: "And what do you want from me?" Riker: "I was hoping you might know his business partners.
  Amarie: "And why should I help you?" Riker: "To be honest, I can't think of a good reason....
• G M: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children? S
  Yes, thirteen. G M: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?...
• Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma any more!
  [sets fire to it and starts singing] I am so smart!...
• Homer: So anyway, Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they don't tell me where they go.
  It's like a conspiracy. Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You think they might be involved in the Kennedy assassination in some way?...