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I Don't Think I'm Alone When I Say I'd Like To See More And More Planets Fall Under The Ruthless Domination Of Our Solar System.
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I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall
under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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I DON'T THINK I'M ALONE when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money.
And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy....
Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.
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I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our "friend.
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I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because I like people to do what I say.
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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world.
What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair....
I don't think I'm ever more "aware" than I am right after I hit my thumb with a hammer.
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves.
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