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It's Easy To Sit There And Say You'd Like To Have More Money.
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It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess
that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and
forth, wanting that money.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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