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• Never trust anybody who says "trust me." Except just this once, of course.
  -- John Varley, Steel Beach...
• All opinions expressed are mine. Never mind who I work for. -- DISCLAIMER
• Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself.
  Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody! -- Steven Wrigh...
• As a general rule of thumb, never trust anybody who's been in therapy for more than 15 percent of their life span.
  The words "I am sorry" and "I am wrong" will have totally disappeared from their vocabulary....
• If you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than anybody in the whole wide world, don't trust him.
  It means he experiments....
• Anybody who has an identity problem had better wise up and get with the program!
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...