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• I'd rather be watching hockey.
• You're playing hockey with a warped puck.
• Loot and pillage, WHILE you're playing hockey.
• I brake for hockey!
• Hockey - playing is better than watching, which is better than nothing
• My fave hockey teams are: The Habs and whoever's playing the Bruins.
• My fave hockey teams are: The Habs and whoever's playing the Rangers.
• No, but 11 other guys did.
  -- Gordie Howe, former hockey player, -- asked if he'd ever broken his nose playing hockey...
• I like my men to be...well...hockey players!