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• My fave hockey teams are: The Habs and whoever's playing the Bruins.
• My favorite hockey teams are: The Habs and whoever loses to them.
• My least favorite teams are: Whoever whips the Montreal Canadiens.
• I'd rather be playing hockey.
• You're playing hockey with a warped puck.
• Loot and pillage, WHILE you're playing hockey.
• Hockey - playing is better than watching, which is better than nothing
• It's a good job I'm not colour blind because both teams are playing in black and white.
• No, but 11 other guys did.
  -- Gordie Howe, former hockey player, -- asked if he'd ever broken his nose playing hockey...