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• Man bites mad dog feminizt, film at eleven.
• When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.
  -- Charles Anderson Dana (1819-1897)...
• Parenthood-Feeding the mouth that bites you!
• Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale.
  Everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!...
• Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale.
  After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!...
• The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it. -- Robert W. Chambe
• The volume of the bark of a dog, times the frequency at which the dog barks, is inversely proportional to the IQ of the owner of the dog.
• If a ferret bites you it is nearly always your own fault. -- Phil Drabble
• When an eel bites your leg, and the pain makes you beg, that's a moray!