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• When you're swimmin' in the creek And an eel bites your cheek That's a moray!
  -- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothe...
• C makes it easy for you to shoot yourself in the foot.
  C++ makes that harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. -- Bjarne Stroustrup...
• An axe stroke makes a deep wound in your leg.
• They crossed a pit bull with a collie. It bites your leg off and goes for help.
  -- Hear about the new breed in pet shops?...
• Love is a slippery eel that bites like hell. -- Matt Groening
• You feel like someone is pulling your leg.
• O It's worth the pain that makes the tears =`\&l
  It's worth the light of a million years. (=)/(=) Only your love I can't explain....
• If a ferret bites you it is nearly always your own fault. -- Phil Drabble