If All These Attempts Fail, Flag Down A Passing Flying Saucer And Expain That It's Vitally Important That You Get Away Before Your Phone Bill Arrives.

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"If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and
expain that it's vitally important that you get away before your phone
bill arrives." - Douglas Adams.
-- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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