Consult Guide About Matter Transference Beams A Thoroughly Unpleasant Means Of Travelling Which Involves Tearing You Apart In Once Place And Slamming You Back Together In Another.

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A thoroughly unpleasant means of travelling which involves tearing you
apart in once place and slamming you back together in another. (Of course,
it's better than the older method, where disassembled people would be
transmitted down phone lines and arrive in a garbled and sometimes
completely disconnected state.) You should have a drink or two or three
before going through one. Also see the entries on Galaxia Woonbeam,
Alcohol, and Protein.
-- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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