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  This is my big moment! Bart the Bloody Pulp Simpson is on the ropes....
• Pulp Fiction You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?
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• 40 isn't old. If you're a tree.
• Captain, my dear Captain. You owe me something, you do realize that, don't you?
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• Man #1: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime? Tatum
  Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly....