Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
I Used To Be A Short, Fat, Bald, 40 Year Old Man, But I'm All Right Now. -- Some Guy
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
I used to be a short, fat, bald, 40 year old man,
but I'm all right now.
-- Some Guy
Related:
Abe: {Come on, lucky seven! Poppa needs a new pair of spats.
I want some of that sweet, sweet Do Re Mi. Fat city, here I come!...
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all right now.
I used to work for the Sun Hotline but i'm all right now!! :-)
Any trouble, boy?" "No, old man. Thought I was having trouble with my adding.
'T's all right now." -- For A Few Dollars More...
Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks with fingers] "wicked" guy.
He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right....
You are old, father William," the young man said, "And your hair has become very white
And yet you incessantly stand on your head -- Do you think, at your age, it is right?...
Burns: I see it all, now. You're just a bunch of yes-men.
I was making the wrong moves and you were too gutless to tell me!...
A guy asked me if I had the time. I said yes, but not right now.