If anybody comes up to you and says, "My kid is a conservative--why is
that?" You say, "Remember in the '60s when we told you if you kept using
drugs your kids would be mutants?"
-- Mort Sahl
So Richard and I decided to try to catch [the small shark].
With a great deal of strategy and effort and shouting, we managed to
maneuver the shark, over the course of about a half-hour, to a sort of
corner of the lagoon, so that it had no way to escape other than to
flop up onto the land and evolve....
