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• If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra.
  But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women....
• I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere. -- James Thurbe
• James Thurber: "I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
• I met this girl very aggressively ... I just walked up to her and I said, "Who are you?
  I have to know who you are!" It's a good opener, but you can't sustain that level of excitement....
• If anybody comes up to you and says, "My kid is a conservative--why is that?
  You say, "Remember in the '60s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?...
• If the death sentence were imposed on all parents who failed to bring up their children properly, Europe could have a whole new experience coming to the frontier, Baltimore, and later move West.
• My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx...
• My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...