KHRISTMAS (Well, I had to get it into this week's, didn't I?!)
Christmas is a wonderful time of year. Just a shame the Christians
seem to be trying to take control of it. The last thing you want to
be reminded of around Christmas is religion.
No, Christmas is a time for retailing. All the department
stores put their special Christmas ads on the telly, showing happy,
glowing families wandering around, paying happy, smiling shop
assistants for cheerful presents. What a complete lie. Has anyone
ever seen a shop that empty at Christmas? Or got service that fast?
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
