If A Student Has To Study, He Will Claim That The Course Is Unfair. -- M.

If A Student Has To Study, He Will Claim That The Course Is Unfair. -- M.

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If a student has to study, he will claim that the course is unfair.
-- M. M. Johnston

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If a course requires a prerequisite, a student will not have had it. -- M. M. Johnsto
Students who obtain an A for a course will claim that the instructor is a great teacher.
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An A is easily obtained if a student calls his instructor "Professor." -- M. M. Johnsto
He who can will. He who can't, will teach. -- M. M. Johnsto
When a student actually does a homework problem, the instructor will not ask for it.
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At five minutes before the hour, a student will ask a question requiring a ten minute answer.
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During an exam, the pocket calculator battery will fail. -- M. M. Johnsto
Slightly deaf students will have instructors who mumble. -- M. M. Johnsto
Exams will always contain questions not discussed in class. -- M. M. Johnsto