At Five Minutes Before The Hour, A Student Will Ask A Question Requiring A Ten Minute Answer.

At Five Minutes Before The Hour, A Student Will Ask A Question Requiring A Ten Minute Answer.

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At five minutes before the hour, a student will ask a question requiring
a ten minute answer.
-- M. M. Johnston

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When a student actually does a homework problem, the instructor will not ask for it.
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An A is easily obtained if a student calls his instructor "Professor." -- M. M. Johnsto
If a course requires a prerequisite, a student will not have had it. -- M. M. Johnsto
If a student has to study, he will claim that the course is unfair. -- M. M. Johnsto
The difference between a good student and a bad student is that a bad student forgets the material five minutes before the test, while a good student five minutes afterwards.
During an exam, the pocket calculator battery will fail. -- M. M. Johnsto
Exams will always contain questions not discussed in class. -- M. M. Johnsto
He who can will. He who can't, will teach. -- M. M. Johnsto
Slightly deaf students will have instructors who mumble. -- M. M. Johnsto