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• .. here I am in 53 B.C. and all I want is a dill pickle!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• If the GOOD die young, I wonder why I am still here.
• Why am I asking all these things?
• Chalmers: Boys and girls, because of Mr. Skinner's sudden departure, I've had to appoint a new principal.
  Leopold? [hulking Leopold stands, and everyone gasps in fear] Leopold...
• I saw a close friend of mine the other day... He said, "Stephen, why haven't you called me?
  I said, "I can't call everyone I want. My new phone has no five on it....
• All I want to know is: WHY ME?
• I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?" -- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate
• I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here? -- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate