Chalmers: Boys and girls, because of Mr. Skinner's sudden departure,
I've had to appoint a new principal. Leopold?
[hulking Leopold stands, and everyone gasps in fear]
Leopold: All right, you little punks: pick up your freakin' ears,
because I'm only going to be saying this once. From now on,
things are going to be _very_, _very_ different around here --
[everyone gasps]
-- with your new principal Ned Flanders!
[everyone claps]
Ned: Well, tippety-top of the A.M. to every-good-body here. As
chairman of the PTA, I am de-diddley-lighted to take over here
and I think I can put the "pal" back in "principal".
[everyone laughs]
Chalmers: Heh heh, yeah. And I'll put the "super" back in
"superintendent".
[one person coughs]
It's the same exact joke. What gives, Leo?
-- It's because you're bald,
"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
