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• Babies are such a nice way to start people. -- Don Herold
• May all your troubles increase exponentially.
• All of a sudden I noticed she was saying my daughter, my son, my silver, my furniture, my house, and your friends, your troubles, your worries, your problems, and your fault.
  -- H. Marti...
• Drinking doesn't drown your troubles, it simply irrigates them.
• Kindly enter them in your notebook. And in order to refer to them conveniently, let's call them A, B, and Z.
  -- The tortoise in Lewis Carroll's -- "What the Tortoise Said to Achille...
• Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are. -- Don Herold
• New York: homes, homes everywhere, and not a place to live. -- Don Herold
• The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. -- Don Herold