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• If a wife does not cause all your troubles, she at least conveniently symbolizes them at times.
  -- Don Herold...
• It's OBVIOUS.. The FURS never reached ISTANBUL.. You were an EXTRA in the REMAKE of ``TOPKAPI''.
  . Go home to your WIFE.. She's making FRENCH TOAST! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• How fast can a woman go? 68; when she does 69 she blows a rod!
• Moe: You know what's great about you, Betty, is you're letting your looks go gracefully.
  You're not all hung up on looking attractive and desirable....
• A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home after a late card games.
  "You wouldn't believe what I go through to avoid waking my wife," he said....
• If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
• And it's my opinion, and that's only my opinion, you are a lunatic.
  Just because there are a few hundred other people sharing your lunacy with you does not make you any saner....
• Homer: Ah, afternoon Mr. Burns! Burns: Hello there.
  .. uh... uh... Homer: [whispers to Smithers] Simpson, Homer....
• Sound effects of a one night stand.. Eh Uh Eh Uh Eh..Uhhh