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If Being Quoted Makes You Feel Important, It Is About Time That You Go Out And Purchase A Parrot.
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If being quoted makes you feel important, it is about time that you go out
and purchase a parrot.
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I'd love to go out with you, but there are important world issues that need worrying about.
A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake.
Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help....
It seems there's this magician working one of the luxury cruise ships for a few years.
He doesn't have to change his routines much as the audiences change over fairly often, and he's got a good life....
How do you feel about wasting other people's time?
It is the time you have wasted for your rose that makes your rose so important. -- Saint-Exupery
A man enters a pet shop, seeking to purchase a parrot.
He points to a fine colorful bird and asks how much it costs....
Yeah, there are more important things in life than money, but they won't go out with you if you don't have any.