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If Brains Were Gasoline, He Wouldn't Have Enough To Drive A Dinky.
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If brains were gasoline, he wouldn't have enough to drive a dinky.
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If brains were cotton, he wouldn't have enough to Kotex a flea.
If brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
Anything will burn with enough gasoline and dynamite.
If brains were water, hers wouldn't be enough to baptize a flea.
If brains were bird droppings, he'd have a clean cage.
HE: Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
SHE: What?? Science got enough trouble with their OWN brains. -- Walt Kelley...