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If Brains Were Water, Hers Wouldn't Be Enough To Baptize A Flea.
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If brains were water, hers wouldn't be enough to baptize a flea.
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If brains were cotton, he wouldn't have enough to Kotex a flea.
If brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
If brains were gasoline, he wouldn't have enough to drive a dinky.
Not enough brains cells for the Prozac to be effective.
Not enough brains to get anywhere *near* the gutter.
If brains were outlawed, nothing would change.
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
A flea and a fly in a flu Were imprisoned, so what could they do.
Let us flee said the fly. Let us fly said the flea So they flew through a flaw in the flu....
I thought you were the one with brains.... -- Travis (to Avon) Brains. But no heart.... -- Avo