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• If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet.
  When toast is dropped, it always lands butter-side-down....
• If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
• Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things, with all due respect for their breakfast.
  I wonder why it is that toast always falls on the buttered side," said one....
• The other day, I dropped a piece of bread and it fell butter side up.
  I was convinced that I'd buttered the wrong side of the bread....
• Bart: I know, the window. Lisa: No, Bart! What are you doing?
  Bart: Dogs always land on their feet. Lisa: That's cats....
• Apu: Mrs. Simpson, the express line is the fastest line not always.
  That old man up front, he is starved for attention....
• Ross Perot doesn't know which side of the toast the butter is on.