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• I know on which side my bread is buttered. -- John Heywood
• When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet.
  When toast is dropped, it always lands butter-side-down....
• DELIBERATION: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
• I got bread and butter, I got toast and jam ...
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....
• Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things, with all due respect for their breakfast.
  I wonder why it is that toast always falls on the buttered side," said one....
• I know on which side my bread is buttred. -- John Heywood (c.
  1565) -- Proverbes, Part ii, Chap. vii...
• Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...