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When Computers Crash HOLLYWOOD -- The FOX TV Network has announced a new series of "reality shows" to be aired over the summer.
The series, "When Computers Crash", will consist of five hour-long shows documenting the aftermath of serious computer crashes, failures, and other problems....
Copper occurs in nature mixed with other minerals and valuable metals in ore, and the proportion of copper in the ore can vary considerably.
Until fairly recently, the only way to extract pure copper from ore was by using a process that requires large amounts of electric energy, especially if the proportion of copper in the ore is low....
C program run. C program crash. C programmer cry.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer drink.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer get drunk.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #30...
Herblock's Law: If it's good, they discontinue it.
Tinkerbell program n. [Great Britain] A monitoring program used to scan incoming network calls and generate alerts when calls are received from particular site
or when logins are attempted using certain IDs....