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Success Occurs When No One Is Looking, Failure Occurs When The General Is Watching.
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Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when
the General is watching.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #30
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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full public view. -- Lowe's Law
If crash occurs when using this program, discontinue use.
dancing frog n. [Vancouver area] A problem that occurs on a computer that will not reappear while anyone else is watching.
From the classic Warner Brothers cartoon "One Froggy Evening", featuring a dancing and singing Michigan J....
The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #49
When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #19
The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions a.
when you're ready for them. b. when you're not ready for them. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #08...
Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the colonel's HQ.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #30...
When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #45...
There is no such thing as military 'intelligence'. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #39