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I Feel Like A Wimp Going Into A Restaurant. 'What Do You Want To Eat, Sir?
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I feel like a wimp going into a restaurant.
'What do you want to eat, sir? Broccoli?'
Broccoli's a side dish! Always has been,
always will be!
-- Denis Leary
Related:
See what happens when you don't eat your broccoli!
I was in Vietnam. So what? I live in New York. Really? Wow. How do you do it? -- Denis Leary
What if Kuwaits main product was Broccoli?
You eat enough meat, you want to kill somebody. That's the way it works!! -- Denis Leary
Have you ever been in a restaurant and there's a couple in the next booth being overly affectionate?
They're necking and groping and you're trying to eat your eggs....
A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Bring me a live cow over to the table!! I'll carve off what I want, and ride the rest home!
-- Denis Leary...
Just a few of the perfect excuses for having some strawberry shortcake.
Pick one. 1: It's less calories than two pieces of strawberry shortcake....