Have you ever been in a restaurant and there's a couple in the next booth
being overly affectionate? They're necking and groping and you're trying to
eat your eggs. I always want to go up to them and say, "Excuse me ... would
you mind if I join you?" How do these people think? Do they wake up in the
morning: "Do you want to have sex, honey?" "No, let's wait till we get to
Denny's!"
-- Bobby Kelton
