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If Evolution Were A Fact Then Cats Would Use Can Openers.
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If evolution were a fact then cats would use can openers.
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If the cats could figure out how to work the can opener, they would have the locks changed while we were out.
Dogs would make totally incompetent criminals. If you could somehow get a group of dogs to understand the concept of the Kennedy assassination, they would all immediately confess to it.
Whereas you'll never see a cat display any kind of guilty behavior, despite the fact that several cats were seen in Dallas on the grassy knoll area, not that I wish to start rumors....
Tin openers are rare indeed.
CAUTION! Evolution can be hazardous to your ego.
I was asked if I would feed my neighbor's dog while they went on vacation.
Innocently enough I said I would do it. I had no idea that cats were so darned hard to catch....
Big cats can kill you!
If dogs had catapults, would cats be safe in trees?
CATS ARE IT!
Some girls can reverse the process of evolution - They make monkeys out of men.