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• The basic menu item, in fact the ONLY menu item, would be a food unit called the patty, consisting of -- this would be guaranteed in writing -- 100 percent animal matter of some kind.
  All patties would be heated up and then cooled back down in electronic devices immediately before serving....
• The basic menu item, in fact the ONLY menu item, would be a food unit called the "patty," consisting of -- this would be guaranteed in writing -- "100 percent animal matter of some kind.
  All patties would be heated up and then cooled back down in electronic devices immediately before serving....
• The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called.
  Cats take a message and get back to you....
• As you know, birds do not have sexual organs because they would interfere with flight.
  [In fact, this was the big breakthrough for the Wright Brothers....
• If dogs had catapults, would cats be safe in trees?
• I don't mean to make you feel guilty, but I would if I could.