If Forced To Travel On An Airplane, Try And Get In The Cabin With The Captain, So You Can Keep An Eye On Him And Nudge Him If He Falls Asleep Or Point Out Any Mountains Looming Up Ahead .

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... If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with
the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him and nudge him if he falls
asleep or point out any mountains looming up ahead ...
-- Mike Harding, The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac

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