If Four Or Five Guys Tell You That You're Drunk, Even Though You Know You Haven't Had A Thing To Drink, The Least You Can Do Is To Lie Down A Little While.

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If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you
haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little
while.
-- Joseph Schenck

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -- Dean Marti
You are not drunk if you lie under the table. When you no longer order from there, then you are drunk.
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Do you guys know what you're doing, or are you just hacking?

If Four Or Five Guys Tell You That You're Drunk, Even Though You Know You Haven't Had A Thing To Drink, The Least You Can Do Is To Lie Down A Little While.

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