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• If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg
• Symptom: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is unusually pale and clear.
  Problem: Glass empty. Action Required: Find someone who will buy you another beer....
• Symptom: Feet cold and wet, glass empty. Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
  Action Required: Turn glass other way up so that open end points toward ceiling....
• It's hard to sing with an empty glass.
• He who blows at the foam in his beer is not thirsty. -- Talmud.
• Beer cans empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzzz!
• Real men don't drink beer from a glass!
• The best way to hold your beer is in a glass.
• So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice as large as it needs to be?