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• If a man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles.
• Rush Limbaugh: With half his brain tied behind his back.
• He only knew his iron spine held up the sky -- he didn't realize his brain had fallen to the ground.
  -- The Book of Serenity...
• There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.
  The king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land....
• There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.
  The king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land....
• In his '90 Usenix presentation, Dennis Ritchie reminded the audience that Steve Jobs stood at the same podium a few years back and announced that X-windows was brain-dead and would soon die.
  He was half-right. Sometimes when you fill a vacuum, it still sucks....
• My father had silicone shots in his head to enlarge his brain.
  It worked. Now he has to wear a bra to keep his eyes in. -- Jack Graima...
• God will not suffer man to have the knowledge of things to come
  for if he had prescience of his prosperity he would be carele...
• If he had two ideas in his head, they would fall out with each other. -- Johnso