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• In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes the problems.
  -- Shelley Winte...
• All marriages are mixed marriages. -- Chantal Saperstei
• Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistake
  in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with a little care in this very imperfect one) both partners might have found more suitable mates....
• One half of all marriages end in divorce, the rest in death--I got out alive!
• The best of all possible marriages is a seesaw in which first one then the other partner is dominant.
• They say that 50% of all marriages end in divorce. That's not as bad as it sounds, considering that the other 50% end in death.
• Actually, this all sounds like STACKS of trouble to me...
• If justice rules the universe, we are all in trouble.
• Words are potent weapons for all causes, good or bad. -- Manly P. Hall