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If I can't fix it, it's probably dead.
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I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg
If it isn't broken, I can fix it.
No bugs? Don't worry... I can fix that...
REPAIRMEN can fix anything.
If we can't fix it -- we'll fix it so nobody can. -- B. Gibbo
That's easy to fix, but I can't be bothered.
I Must Fix the Car!: Otto Doi
I guess one person
make a difference, but most of the time, they probably shouldn't.
-- Marge, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
If nothing went wrong today, you're probably dead. -- Murphy's Last Law